Curse

Lord Cooper · Dec 16, 2005, 11:58 AM // 11:58

getting hit by a meteor doesnt kill you????? wtf big flaming lump of rock comes hurtling out of the sky and lands square on your bonce and all that happens is you fall over? whats that about? surely you should just end up as jam splattered across the landscape?

and what about warriors? why dont they cook in their own armour when i set them on fire?

LordMahal · Dec 16, 2005, 01:17 PM // 13:17

You all ever wonder why the drakes in this game have wings? I mean, there are no flying enemies... and no the Imps little flutter they do does not count... Whats the deal?

Lord Cooper · Dec 16, 2005, 01:30 PM // 13:30

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Originally Posted by LordMahal

You all ever wonder why the drakes in this game have wings? I mean, there are no flying enemies... and no the Imps little flutter they do does not count... Whats the deal?

they fly south for the winter

FeuerFrei · Dec 16, 2005, 02:04 PM // 14:04

and why the heck dont the toons open their mouths durin a cinematic..u mean its pre-recorded and theyre just acting it out for us to see....or maybe its cos their too lazy..."man ive done this before...I KNOW ill just keep my mouth shut...they wont notice it anyway"

how the heck is a female char able to carry 4 INVISIBLE bagpacks....

where do the arrows come from????? u mean the rangers conjure em from the air....wait..i always see em pullin the arrows out of their hair...THEN why arnt they gettin bald?????OH i know...rangers have another main attribute.... HEALTHY HAIR...every point invested in this attribute gives the ranger a faster rate of hair growth...

why we dont burn in the ring of fire islands...i mean...its supposed to be so dam hot...and yet Warriors are wearin oversized and thick armours....and rangers wearing bikinis.....they must be fire-resistant..i tell ya

Swampgirl Inez · Dec 16, 2005, 02:35 PM // 14:35

Where do the weapons, shields and foci go when we (and NPC's) do emotes?

I pwnd U · Dec 16, 2005, 03:32 PM // 15:32

what do we do w/ our weapons in town? and y dont eles hair catch on fire when they have a fire eye? i mean u can see the flames on it.

Demonstar · Dec 16, 2005, 03:41 PM // 15:41

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Originally Posted by Epsilon07

bows don't have strings on them

And for some reason arrows just seem to appear...

Divinitys Creature · Dec 16, 2005, 04:17 PM // 16:17

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Originally Posted by Nyax Soulreaper

wow bump up old thread time?

It's called necroposting.

But this is a fun thread to necropost in :P

bulletsmile · Jan 14, 2006, 01:31 AM // 01:31

-well when a arrow hits it just disappear??

??
-the people can't die, when they're in a dead state they just lie down and shouting: "res me, res me". i wonder if a guy dies in a place no one goes to, he have to wait for 1000 years before anyone res him....poor man

master_ranger_matt · Jan 14, 2006, 05:45 AM // 05:45

piken square is really a rectangle, they just wont tell you that
you can chat with guild mates in the future or past depending on where they are, not to mention you can go back to places youve been banished or chased from
the candy cane staff gives absolutely no energy, a wand is better
the cc bow owns for a no req warrior long range
the moa birds look like ostritches on crack
the games is called guild wars when the guild wars are already over

Ristaron · Jan 14, 2006, 06:26 AM // 06:26

The fact that warriors run around in hugeass platemail armour is funny enough.

"Did your horse run off on you, good Knight?"

And here's one for the devs:

Names like 'Kinky Fetishes' get banned for offensive material, meanwhile there are female armours in the game that cover less of the character than the UNDERGARMENTS.

bulletsmile · Jan 19, 2006, 02:36 PM // 14:36

that warriors run around in thick fur armors or platemails in the desert and almost without any clothes at all like gladiator in shiverpeak

Mister Overhill · Jan 20, 2006, 12:36 AM // 00:36

The jumping juniper and related thingies that look like a cross between a thanksgiving turkey and a pineapple. Those things are a hoot.

Nice to know the devs have a sense of humor.

Paul Mahdi · Jan 20, 2006, 03:34 AM // 03:34

We've mention backpacks. but were are the backpacks?
Maybe they are invisible...

Duke Slytalker · Jan 20, 2006, 04:39 AM // 04:39

i find it funny that rangers have an ivisible supplt of arrows and no one carries a backpack and yet u can ptu thing into a thing called "backpack"

ty3c · Jan 20, 2006, 07:13 AM // 07:13

In pvp you kill other players but theres no cops to put you in jail

Shyft the Pyro · Sep 04, 2006, 05:50 PM // 17:50

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Originally Posted by Divinitys Creature

It's called necroposting.

But this is a fun thread to necropost in :P

Time to get back up on the dead horse

Take a male character's armor and put it into storage. Log off and log in as a female character. Check storage. You will see a female version of the armor your male character deposited

Works in reverse too.

Paul Mahdi · Sep 04, 2006, 06:33 PM // 18:33

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Originally Posted by Paul Mahdi

We've mention backpacks. but were are the backpacks?
Maybe they are invisible...

I don't remember saying that at all...

When you are in the Kurzick cathedral and the rocks fall down seperating you from Mhenlo, you can almost see over the effing rocks but God forbid you climb over them. Hell, jump over them...

2 missions that make the least sense

Kurzick cathedral one
and the Luxon olympics thing where you win the chance to get eaten by a giant squid

Cebe · Sep 05, 2006, 07:52 AM // 07:52

Personally I am liking the train of thought when the game developpers thought "When elementalists get to Cavalon we should give them armor which covers VERY little of their body but somehow still had the same armor level as Kaineng armor"

I feel sorry for the collector stood at the join between Panjiang Peninsular and Kinya Province. This guy collects animal hides, which apparently are only attainable from the sickened animals. I decided one day to go out and farm these sickened animals...not because I wanted anything the collector has but just to see if one dropped - I have NEVER had an animal hide of them... Has anyone else of have I got this wrong? That collector must be one of the lonliest men in the world!

Mrscoombes · Sep 05, 2006, 08:32 AM // 08:32

I think it's funny how the lich really really really really sucks. Like, the flameseeker and all that bull, but he throws big snappy things at you and then when he KNOWS his plans will be completely RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOed over if his blood is spilt on the bloodstone, he always walks back straight into the middle of it...